= Japan is under the threat of lava monster attacks.
I am a male. I exist. Call me Austin ((Im a flaming homosexual))
14 years old:I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old:Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old:What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

cmbeer:

2headedsnake:

James Gurney

Nostalgia attack - did anyone else grow up with Dinotopia books??

(Source: thehiddenart.net)

nic0tine-kisses:

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

This makes me feel better

(Source: patickstump)

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

(Source: funnywildlife)

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.