= Japan is under the threat of lava monster attacks.
I am a male. I exist. Call me Austin ((Im a flaming homosexual))

marquise8ossyfangs:

wessasaurus-rex:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

This gives me life 

you-might-be-a-feminist:

Okay well this is a fantastic info graph with important and upsetting info on it.

you-might-be-a-feminist:

Okay well this is a fantastic info graph with important and upsetting info on it.

(Source: facebook.com)

kirschtein-relatable:

do-i-look-like-i-caaaaare:

ohlookaloser:

and on that day humanity received a grim reminder

WHERE ARE MY BLUEBERRIES

in eren’s basement probably, we’re fucked

kirschtein-relatable:

do-i-look-like-i-caaaaare:

ohlookaloser:

and on that day humanity received a grim reminder

WHERE ARE MY BLUEBERRIES

in eren’s basement probably, we’re fucked

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

budgiebaby:

………………….slime man?

budgiebaby:

………………….slime man?

(Source: untrustyou)

blaq-magik69:

scribbly-z-raid:

Soul’s sense of masculinity decreased by 5 points!

bonus:

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I JUST SPIT OUT MY SODA BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING BONUS