= Japan is under the threat of lava monster attacks.
I am a male. I exist. Call me Austin ((Im a flaming homosexual))
Anonymous:hey friend what do u do when youre sad? i dont feel well :(

I text/talk/hang out with/skype call my friends, play a cheerful video game, read a good book, or talk(cry) with someone who cares and understands :)

feel better hun

bewbin:

mlssfortune:

communistbakery:

mlssfortune:

communistbakery:

mlssfortune:

communistbakery:

HEY HEY YOU YOU

I DON’T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

NO WAY NO WAY

I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

HEY HEY YOU YOU

I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

im not ready for that type of commitment

(Source: communistbakery)

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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dont-drop-that-dutdutdutdut:

So guys, at my school we have a senior, Hannah Wagernackle, and she has Down’s syndrome. Despite that, she is very popular, and on our cheerleading team. A few weeks ago, she asked James Maslow, from Big Time Rush, to prom through a video. The video has over 20,000 hits, and on Friday morning, he sent a response. Sadly, he could not make it to our prom because he would be shooting for Dancing with the Stars. Instead, he flew her and her mom and sister out to LA for an extended weekend with him. He took them to Disneyland, and she is coming with him to shoot DWTS on Monday and they are going to have their own special prom dance. I cannot believe this happened to one of us. Please share this story, Hannah’s story, to show that not all celebrities are douches to their fans.