= Japan is under the threat of lava monster attacks.
I am a male. I exist. Call me Austin ((Im a flaming homosexual))

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

(Source: halogenic)

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

travelry:

The most beautiful cat cafe I have been to. It’s called Temari no Ouchi (Temari’s house) in Tokyo, Japan. The soft music and ambience feels like you are in a Studio Ghibli film. Had to take the Japan Railway there, but was totally worth the extra trip, & unlike the central Tokyo cat cafes, this one has no time limit, so feels totally relaxed. Several girls were even sleeping there amongst the cats.

potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

laugh-addict:

 

when bros got their dicks out on omegle 

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omg I’m laughing so hard at Sulley’s expression, he’s just staring at someone’s junk trying to smile 

(Source: quackquackdontdocrack)

theseattleinstitute:

gilli-chan:

"So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good. Until you dragged me back into to this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?"

And in that moment, I swear the Hulk was less of a giant rage monster, and more of a giant green protector keeping Bruce safe.

(Source: markoruffalo)

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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(Source: tyleroakley)

peaceloveexistence:

spoopyspocko:

bloodorangeisthenewblack:

where do i sign up?

prostitution
this is called prostitution.

If those were the going rates I’d totally be a whore

this is called worth it

peaceloveexistence:

spoopyspocko:

bloodorangeisthenewblack:

where do i sign up?

prostitution

this is called prostitution.

If those were the going rates I’d totally be a whore

this is called worth it

(Source: peterpancham)

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov)